brought the rock too hard last night and pulled a hammy in my neck. carousel>my muscles. getting fixed up so we can do it all again tonight!

At hotels, I stay under a fake name. Not so much for security, but because I like walking around and having people say "Hello, Dr. Awesome."

Just got a massage. Left with a red circle around my face from the table's headrest. Telling people I fell asleep staring into the toilet.