I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog (that's right kids)
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog (and his ass)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ah, that was no pirate man
That was thy own sister! (He's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog
Fuck you