I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
But I guess it really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well I guess it all depends undergarments
Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess that I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat
I didn't know what to say