Crossed the street naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed
My dick was jammed now in prison
For one month no one to see
All I got is this guy Benjamin Dover

Don't like hesh, don't like rap,
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk,
Smoked a bong killed a cat,
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong,
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my !@#$%^
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay